THIS WEDNESDAY
put down those "books" and come check out the "show" critics are calling "a lawsuit waiting to happen...."
THE STERN GIRL VARIETY SHOW
a cavalcade of dramatic reenactments and wondrous explorations into the human condition, including:
The Oprah Winfrey Show (LIVE ONSTAGE!!) featuring your favorite experimental cowboys, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal
Nathan Phillips exploring the ins and outs of accessary stardom
A behind-the-scenes peek into the works and collaborations of Anglo-rap legend H + M
Performances by the rock-hop duo Para-Gone Park, H + M and MC Juicy
all tied together in a net of illegality and drunken provocations by East Village legends Binky and Basil Hayden