THE SMART & STERN VARIETY SHOW

THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW with special b-list celebrity guest, James "Million Little Pieces" Frey
MAMA STERN'S VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: "Gettin Preggy" with Para-Gone Park and MC Juicy
PARA-GONE PARK LIVE, performing any song you decide
and SPECIAL GUEST MC BINKY with her very own SPECIAL GUEST, BASIL HAYDEN
come join us as we celebrate one more month of hard actor training and mimery
The Stern Girl Variety Show
featuring
Soren Dleenhof
Caleb McDwanihan
Michelle Sternmeister
and Eleanor Howard Hutchness

T ickets for this show are almost the same price as tickets for "The Magical Remote Control," a breathtaking new film in which Adam Sandler plays a frustrated architect and Kate Beckinsale plays his even more frustrated wife. Why are they frustrated? Because Adam’s character, Mike, spends so much time at work, slaving away for his idiot boss David Hasselhoff, he hardly has any time to spend with his family. That is, until he buys a magical remote control from wild-man inventor Christopher Walken. This special remote control allows him to rewind, fast forward and even pause moments from his own life. Lensed in Toronto, Los Angeles and parts of New York and assistant directed by Josh King, “The Magical Remote Control” is as serious as comedy gets. But save yourself 75 cents and come see our show instead.

$10

The Smart & Stern Variety Show will appear once a month Upstairs at Mo's.

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