MAIN SQUEEZE ORCHESTRA

Nothing cures like 15 women with accordions & one German conductor. Every song will hit immune boosting frequencies that helps you cope with everything from tree pollen allergies to rubella. It's really common sense; your immune system thrives on more joy, more orgasms, & more accordions. It's a quality-of-life choice: Are you going to give yourself that Main Squeeze Medicine this Thursday night or not? MSO interpretations of The Kinks, The Magnetic Fields, & Bach go down easy and with less side-effects than most anti-depressants

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