When
simple Cindy moved to Alphabet City
She had no idea what was in store...
Her old BFF, Julia, was now Hipster to the core!
Stingy Patty and Becca are Julia's new crew
One of them's a dope and the other's coo-coo
After a trip on the L and a CBGB Ball
Will Cindy stay simple...
Or go Hipster for once and for all?
To see this spectacle unveil
The shit's 5 dollars
So don't miss the rest of this funked up tale!!!