'Group
Sounds are, without question, totally fucking insane. The crowd loved
them (and most of them wound up on stage WITH the band at the end of their
set), the keyboard player got completely naked, they made out with people
DURING their show and they had everyone worked up into a crazed fun times
frenzy.' -I Rock I Roll
After growing up as blood brothers raised by dwarves & minotaurs,
Jared, Jesse, Sexy Joe, & Randy, emerged from a cave in Tulsa in 2001.
Leaving their sheltered existence behind them, the guys noticed that rock
& rollers had tons of chicks, money, & cocaine, so their destiny
immediately became clear. Investing their hard earned dollars, which they
earned giving handjobs at Toronto's infamous See
Alpha Care Spa, they bought a guitar, bass guitar, drums, keyboards,
& amplifiers galore, & disappeared into the wilderness to hone
their craft. They came out of the frozen Tundra known as the Lower East
Side a year later, & named themselves Group Sounds. Though they've
played with bands such as Hot Hot Heat, Louis XIV, The Kills, & The
Cribs, they're totally fucking better than those bands. In fact, those
people stole everything from Group Sounds. The fact is they are Jewish
ith the minds of champions, so before you know it they'll own your ass.
Often compared to The Jam & The Clash, their mod influenced punk sound
will uniquely massage the pleasure center of your brain- and your taint.
So buy our record, Chug a Guiness, blow a rail off your woman's
titties, & come on down to a show, we guarantee you the time of your
life or Sexy Joe will donate his left testicle to the charity of your
choice. Keep your eyes & ears open in ‘06 as the boys have a
full length coming out, a national tour in the works, and a SXSW showcase
that will leave Austin in shambles.