The countess has been known in months past to start each show by making her entrance stark naked on a huge crucifix ,carried by half naked adoring boy fans whilst singing the self penned opera 'abfinite '..live .The C.U.N.T. ROCK phenonena is the most exciting extraordinary unique band around , the genuis performance art of it has garnered fierce supporters including Peter Beard and Sam Taylor Woods a fact not ignored by Madonna who has recently stolen the C.u.n.t rock theme herself and last night made the start of her tour ending by crucifix miming! to opera. The last show saw the countess arrive by skateboard,looking like an 8o's porn star slaloming mannequins and declaring "spastic plastic love " to all.Who knows what this show may have in store? The only constant guarentee is the that the music remains punk-pure, authentic, exquisite ,moving ,grand and utterly fucking brilliant.